Confidential to Jerkasaurus:

August 23, 24, 25, Blue Jays vs New York Yankees, here in Toronto.

Think about it!

did you crash the baby party?

  • Caitlin
  • HAHA!
  • C
  • i left early
  • it was wayyyy to f ing hectic
  • Caitlin
  • lots of...babies?
  • C
  • overwhelmed babies crying too many presents too many people too much cake and sugar and cansy
  • candy**
  • too much for two year olds
  • Caitlin
  • blech, sounds ...exhausting
  • C
  • it was
  • Caitlin
  • 2 year olds dont give fuck about birthdays
  • C
  • i stayed for a hour and half
  • i know
  • just give em a cup cake
  • invite a few people over
  • and open gifts slowly
  • day by days
  • or something
  • Caitlin
  • funny how you realize that it's the simplest things kids like best
  • C
  • yeah
  • Caitlin
  • I dont like watching the gift opening
  • it seems greedy
  • C
  • they only want one nice thing
  • i know
  • especially when em is the only one opning
  • they arent even weatching
  • Caitlin
  • haha.
  • C
  • its al abot her reaction
  • Caitlin
  • I would have invited lots of people for food and games but said 'no gifts'
  • C
  • they cant handle more than one thing at a time
  • Caitlin
  • no shit.
  • haha
  • C
  • yeah
  • Caitlin
  • babies, what do they know?
  • C
  • nuffin
  • muffin.
  • me: Declan's bf is Griffin
  • Libs's boy
  • Ali: Awwww
  • me: D's 2 in 2 days!
  • Ali: omg
  • me: I haven't seen him in over a year
  • I am a bad friend baaaad
  • Ali: Don't feel bad
  • me: oh, I dont FEEL bad
  • Ali: Oh well then
  • me: haha
  • it's his loss, ya know?
  • haha
  • Ali: HAHAHAHA
  • me: he should call me or something
  • Ali: No shit. The phone is a two way thing
  • That ashole
  • me: yeah, he loves the phone